The Daily Fart Haiku http://dailyfarthaiku.wordpress.com Delicate thoughts on an indelicate subject Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:30:45 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ en hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/d597985d05fa34f9744c5960996ee568?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png The Daily Fart Haiku http://dailyfarthaiku.wordpress.com #daily_fart_haiku http://dailyfarthaiku.wordpress.com/2009/07/31/daily_fart_haiku/ http://dailyfarthaiku.wordpress.com/2009/07/31/daily_fart_haiku/#comments Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:30:45 +0000 Barry Beans http://dailyfarthaiku.wordpress.com/?p=68 ]]>

Propel this hashtag -
Expanding as does warm mist -
Through the Twitterverse.

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Uncleanly folkie,
Your voice was not all I heard
On open mic night.

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Did Gates let one slip?
Did Crowley or Obama?
The news did not say.

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Visual artist
I aspire to reach your heights
With my aural art
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“Who ate stew?  Did you?”
“I ate a bowl.  A second, too.”
“I thought so.  Pee-yew!” 
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Jagged, pulsing burst
Warm amber electric glow
Galaxy of gas 
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Two warm chili dogs.
A frosty glass of Guinness.
Beware, those nearby!
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Piles of chicken wings.
Large men barely digesting.
How does the stage smell?
]]> http://dailyfarthaiku.wordpress.com/2007/12/14/in-anticipation-of-wing-bowl-xvi/feed/ 1 Barry Beans The Capital Grille Holiday Luncheon http://dailyfarthaiku.wordpress.com/2007/12/13/the-capital-grille-holiday-luncheon/ http://dailyfarthaiku.wordpress.com/2007/12/13/the-capital-grille-holiday-luncheon/#comments Thu, 13 Dec 2007 20:51:52 +0000 Barry Beans http://dailyfarthaiku.wordpress.com/2007/12/13/the-capital-grille-holiday-luncheon/ ]]>
A filet mignon
Medium rare.  Creamed spinach.
Oops, I left a gift.
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When underwater
It is difficult to hide
Bubbling evidence.
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