#daily_fart_haiku

Propel this hashtag -
Expanding as does warm mist -
Through the Twitterverse.

Tread Quietly on the Stage

Uncleanly folkie,
Your voice was not all I heard
On open mic night.

On the White House Beer Summit

Did Gates let one slip?
Did Crowley or Obama?
The news did not say.

Message to the Painter

Visual artist

I aspire to reach your heights

With my aural art

Inspired by Dr. Seuss

“Who ate stew?  Did you?”

“I ate a bowl.  A second, too.”

“I thought so.  Pee-yew!” 

Like Stars

Jagged, pulsing burst

Warm amber electric glow

Galaxy of gas 

Dinner at McGlinchey’s

Two warm chili dogs.

A frosty glass of Guinness.

Beware, those nearby!