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#daily_fart_haiku

Propel this hashtag -
Expanding as does warm mist -
Through the Twitterverse.

Uncleanly folkie,
Your voice was not all I heard
On open mic night.

Did Gates let one slip?
Did Crowley or Obama?
The news did not say.

Message to the Painter

Visual artist
I aspire to reach your heights
With my aural art

Inspired by Dr. Seuss

“Who ate stew?  Did you?”
“I ate a bowl.  A second, too.”
“I thought so.  Pee-yew!” 

Like Stars

Jagged, pulsing burst
Warm amber electric glow
Galaxy of gas 

Dinner at McGlinchey’s

Two warm chili dogs.
A frosty glass of Guinness.
Beware, those nearby!
Piles of chicken wings.
Large men barely digesting.
How does the stage smell?
A filet mignon
Medium rare.  Creamed spinach.
Oops, I left a gift.
When underwater
It is difficult to hide
Bubbling evidence.

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